Good news folks! Now you can call and text me directly. I have set up a Google Voice account specifically to communicate with you, my readers, directly. When you call and text me it goes directly to my cellphone via the google voice phone number. Before I start getting a whole bunch of bullshit let me explain how this will work…
If you want to talk or text me feel free to do so. If I don’t pick up or text back immediately that means I’m busy. So, leave a message. You can leave voice messages on this line. I’ll try to return your call when I’m available.
I work from 8:00-5:00 EST Monday-Friday. Do NOT call me during those hours. However, you can feel free to text me.
The best times to reach me are Monday-Friday AFTER 5:00 PM EST. My weekends are usually free. However, if I don’t pick up it usually means I’m busy.
I’m open to speaking with just about anyone* (see next paragraph for clarification)…except the stalking ass bitch from Baltimore. However, if you and I have spoken before, and I blew you off or ignored you for whatever reason, it’s probably not a good idea to call me. I’m just being honest. It’s not personal. I probably had my reasons for blowing you off.
Men, perverts, sexual predators, folks with fetishes, couples seeking a lesbian, do NOT fucking call me. You will be blocked.
All calls are automatically screened by Google Voice through my settings.
Anyway, here is my Google Voice phone number: 865-761-1537. I know it’s not an Atlanta number, but I have no choice in the matter. Apparently, all the Atlanta and Georgia numbers were taken.
Hope to hear from some of you soon.